Coffee Shop Residency

These days I sit in Surbiton's coffee shops for about 3 hours at a time, on a daily basis. I rotate between the local independent and Caffè Nero, lest someone notices I have NOTHING else to do! I see people with buggies and babies and will them, telepathically, to be my friend. Sometimes, if I'm … Continue reading Coffee Shop Residency


I was lucky enough to meet Papa Oatcake in a world where tinder was not 'a thing'. I never did internet dating, to be honest I didn't really do much dating at all, certainly no blind dating. Which is relief, because I imagine it would have made me so anxious I would have talked rubbish … Continue reading Catfish